A Time to Laugh

“To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven… A time to weep, and a time to laugh” (Eccl. 3:4). There is a time to laugh so every few months I write a fun article. I have compiled many fun bulletins, signs and billboards from God… These are a few of my favorites: Church Signs: We Love Hurting People; Whoever stole our AC you will need it where you are going; Honk, if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet Him; Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker; God is the Potter not Harry; I hate this church – Satan; What is missing from Ch__ __ch?; If you died would you go to H_______; Sign broken come inside for message; Without the Bread of Life you are toast; Can’t sleep? Our sermons will help; 7 days without prayer makes 1 weak; Don’t let worry kill you let the church help; Jesus is my Prozac; God answers all Knee-mail; Deliver us from e-mail; Love thy neighbor even if he is not an Alabama fan. Church Bulletins: This Sunday is Easter. We ask all the ladies to come forward and lay their eggs on the altar; The weight watcher’s club will meet tonight. Please use double-wide doors at side entrance; Next Sunday there will be a pancake breakfast, ladies please bring your electric girdles; The ushers will eat all late comers; We ask all sinners to join us in the choir; Let’s pray for those who are sick of our church; The peacemaking meeting has been canceled due to conflicts; For you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery; (My favorite) A missionary, Erma Belch, from Africa is our guest speaker. Tonight come and hear Erma Belch – All the way from Africa. Billboards From God: Don’t make Me come down there again – God; Let’s meet at my house be fore the game – God; What part of Thou Shalt Not…Didn’t you understand? – God; We need to talk – God; Will the road you’re on get yo u To My place? – God; Follow Me – God; Big Bang Theory, You’ve got to be kidding. – God; Have you read my best seller? There will be a test. – God; Loved the wedding, invite Me to the marriage – God; That love thy neighbor th ing, I meant It. – God; You think it’s hot here? – God; Tell the kids I love them. – God; Need a marriage counselor? I’m available. – God; Need Directions? – God; I’ve Missed You – God; Need someone to talk to? – God; You are not alone – God; I see your tears – God; There are no coincidences – God; I saw that – God; I know what you did – God; I have never said, “Oooops!” – God; I love you and you and you and you and you – God. Well did you laugh? Then share it with others who also need a time to laugh. Mark Twain said, “A smile is understood in all languages.” There is also a time to smile!

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